just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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