I want to stick my p in your. b.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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