Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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