My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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