she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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