Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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