are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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