We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
