dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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