To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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