I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
