Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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