just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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