You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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