wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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