would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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