I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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