Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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