I love black thongs
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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