If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
