Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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