she was so not down for the gang bang
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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