Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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