spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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