what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
