we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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