I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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