shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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