Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
