But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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