omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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