I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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