so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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