Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i think im in europe. pls send help
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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