I puked a lego.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Bring me that man meat
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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