Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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