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do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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