quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
