Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
