I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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