I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
They have beer where we have blood.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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