did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
