Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
