I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
