Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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