Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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