so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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