I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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