My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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