Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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