Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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